If she's wearing sneakers she's a cop

[shmike]

My traffic attorney has me on their e-newsletter mailing list.

The title of the thread was the subject of the e-mail.

Today's nugget of advice:

Solicitation of Prostitution.
We don't reccomend anyone solicit a prostitute, but if you do, remember the following. If she has sneakers on, she is probably a cop and it's probably a sting. This way if she thinks you are dangerous, she can run from you. Or if you run, she can help the other cops catch you. In that un-marked van accross the street are 5 male Officers waiting for her signal to come in and arrest you. I just had a client tell me he did not solicit the women Officer. After he heard the audio tape of himself from the microphone in the Officer's shirt, we resolved the case quietly.

[Rider]

That's good advice. Of course another tactic would be to have her show your her tits before any money is talked about. Cops won't expose themselves but a crack whore would knowing there is money to be made.

[marko138]

Both of those are sound pieces of advice.

[Smittie61984]

Cock Blocking should be a crime.

[Digifox]

I kinda lol'ed

Just watch that shit that comes on HBO on the weekends. lear the ways of a crack whore ^__~

[Dragonpaco]

Originally Posted by Digifox

I kinda lol'ed

Just watch that shit that comes on HBO on the weekends. lear the ways of a crack whore ^__~

you watch it because that's the most action you're gonna see until your mom turns netnanny off

[Smittie61984]

Originally Posted by Digifox

I kinda lol'ed

Just watch that shit that comes on HBO on the weekends. lear the ways of a crack whore ^__~

I remember the days of the scrambled channels.

[6doublefive321]

Originally Posted by Rider

That's good advice. Of course another tactic would be to have her show your her tits before any money is talked about. Cops won't expose themselves but a crack whore would knowing there is money to be made.

Jesus. This is the most sound advice I've ever heard. They don't show that shit on Cops.