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06-01-2009, 04:09 PM
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Soul Man
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Everywhere, all the time.
Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit).
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Snake Balls, Part IV: The Wall of Snake
Goddammit.
My dumb-ass cat just brought a snake in the house. I think it's a juvenile Rat Snake, or maybe a Cobra, I don't know. Fuckers all look the same to me. Anyway, I look down, and there's the cat playing tug of war with a 2 foot snake. Cat's winning. Great. I tried to grab the snake, remembered I hate snakes, and grabbed the cat instead. Fucking cat would not let go, so then I'm spinning in circles, holding the cat, holding the snake, trying not to get bit. Cat finally lets go, and I toss her sorry ass into the next room. Turn around to kick the snake out the door, but he goes behind the door instead. HA! I've got him cornered. Swing the door back...fucker's gone. I then noticed a hole in the wall, where I have yet to replace the floor trim... I should have tossed the cat AND the snake, out the front door, and yelled Bon Apetite! But no, my wife has convinced me to not kill every snake I see on sight, as was my previous policy. Fucking wife. Now I have a fucking snake, in my fucking wall. Snake Wall. Fuck. JC
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06-01-2009, 04:12 PM
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RIP REX
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Murfreesboro, TN
Moto: 2008 1125R
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better then "rat wall"
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Hold mah beer!
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: 80 Miles South of Moto Heaven
Moto: 08 R1200GS
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don't listen to your wife, kill the snake and burn it in your yard. Native American for "fuck you other snakes"
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06-01-2009, 04:19 PM
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Is this thing on?
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Ashe Co, NC (Near Boone)
Moto: '01, 929RR
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06-01-2009, 04:28 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Posts: 12,156
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At least you know you wont have any mice living inside the walls of your house.
If your house is built properly he should be trapped between the studs on either side of the hole. Spray some 151 in the hole and light it on fire. |
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06-01-2009, 04:31 PM
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WSB Champion
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Springfield, MO
Posts: 7,146
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hahahaha
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06-01-2009, 04:35 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Central NY
Moto: 2003 SV650S
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