Dave Assman

Avatard · 06-06-2009, 01:36 PM

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/...KTT-gD98L8N3O1

I don't find this story all that fascinating. I'm more intrigued by the fact that someone is actually named ASSMAN...

Rangerscott · 06-06-2009, 01:49 PM

Dang. Only 88.5 million after taxes. Man that sucks, but it'll still buy a lot of dakota hookers.

My dad was friends with a Dick Head in high school. He never used his last name so no one knew until they had a sub teacher senior year.

ZUKIMON · 06-07-2009, 02:26 AM

I actually know a William Head and his brother George. Bad thing is, their fathers name really was........Dick.

dReWpY · 06-08-2009, 12:24 PM

I know a Drew Peacock

Rider · 06-08-2009, 12:28 PM

Reminds me of the Seinfeld episode. "You're the assman!"

HurricaneHeather · 06-08-2009, 12:45 PM

One of my clients is Ada Hamberger. Not kidding. Neither is she. Don't joke about it my predecessor warned.

Avatard · 06-08-2009, 01:06 PM

The daughter of the man that founded the Lear Jet company is named Shanda Lear.

Really.

A friend of mine used to do work for her. They make Yachts now.

06-06-2009, 01:36 PM	#1
Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	Dave Assman http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/...KTT-gD98L8N3O1 I don't find this story all that fascinating. I'm more intrigued by the fact that someone is actually named ASSMAN... __________________ Insert free thought here.

06-07-2009, 02:26 AM	#3
ZUKIMON Is this thing on? Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Ashe Co, NC (Near Boone) Moto: '01, 929RR Posts: 398	I actually know a William Head and his brother George. Bad thing is, their fathers name really was........Dick. __________________ Dirty Harry said there's nothing wrong with a little shooting, as long as the right people get shot.

06-08-2009, 01:06 PM	#7
Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	The daughter of the man that founded the Lear Jet company is named Shanda Lear. Really. A friend of mine used to do work for her. They make Yachts now. __________________ Insert free thought here.

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06-06-2009, 01:49 PM	#2
Rangerscott Viff6N Mutated Warrior Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Texas Moto: '01 Honda VFR 800 & '09 ER-6N Posts: 8,704	Dang. Only 88.5 million after taxes. Man that sucks, but it'll still buy a lot of dakota hookers. My dad was friends with a Dick Head in high school. He never used his last name so no one knew until they had a sub teacher senior year.

06-08-2009, 12:28 PM	#5
Rider Moto GP Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 12,156	Reminds me of the Seinfeld episode. "You're the assman!"

06-08-2009, 12:45 PM	#6
HurricaneHeather AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Sydney Moto: '98 Honda Fireblade Posts: 3,696	One of my clients is Ada Hamberger. Not kidding. Neither is she. Don't joke about it my predecessor warned.