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Old 06-17-2009, 08:38 PM   #1
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Do not eat this stuff if you like movie theater popcorn:



Basically, it's the most tender corn puff ever (read: NO HULLS), slathered in way too much salt and that 10W-40 shit from the movies (just like you like it).

It's fucking crazy. Definitely DO NOT smoke a joint and then open a bag in the presence of more than one other person, or you may have to kill some of them.

You have been warned.

Also to be avoided: Herr's Hot Fries...OMG.
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Old 06-18-2009, 02:25 AM   #2
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hmmmm... I already have to stay away from microwaved popcorn once somebody made pan fried white kernel corn.

And BTW I love Andy's Hot Fries... YUM
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Old 06-18-2009, 06:56 AM   #3
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You are evil. Pure fucking evil. I want some. I'll probably binge on 3 bags of each. But after the crossfit ass-kickings my boss has been giving us the past couple weeks, I've earned it.
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Old 06-18-2009, 08:50 AM   #4
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No, no...it's not me; Blame Frito-Lay. I do. Ate a whole fucking bag of that shit yesterday. 5 servings? Bah.
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Old 06-18-2009, 10:32 AM   #5
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No, no...it's not me; Blame Frito-Lay. I do. Ate a whole fucking bag of that shit yesterday. 5 servings? Bah.
They ought to measure that shit in 'sittings' not 'servings'.
Lay's kettle chips are my current vice... and those bags are usually 2-3 sittings for me.
God... no wonder I'm out of shape.
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Old 06-18-2009, 10:38 AM   #6
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Eh.. the fact that they cant actually call it "popcorn" scares me.
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Old 06-18-2009, 10:39 AM   #7
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No, no...it's not me; Blame Frito-Lay. I do. Ate a whole fucking bag of that shit yesterday. 5 servings? Bah.
I just bought a bag of the butter and a bag of the cheese flavors. I'm debating on if I should eat lunch first...
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I just bought a bag of the butter and a bag of the cheese flavors.
I am in search of the cheese variety myself. I live in fear that they are as good.


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I'm debating on if I should eat lunch first.
I'd leave room.
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Old 06-18-2009, 08:49 AM   #10
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hmmmm... I already have to stay away from microwaved popcorn once somebody made pan fried white kernel corn.

And BTW I love Andy's Hot Fries... YUM
Herr's Hot Fries > Andy Capp's Hot Fries
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