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08-01-2009, 05:22 AM | #1 |
sergeant hatred
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How Twilight should have ended
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08-01-2009, 06:11 AM | #2 |
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Launch roflcopters
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08-01-2009, 08:57 AM | #3 |
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Good one!!!
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08-01-2009, 09:23 AM | #4 |
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Never read or saw Twilight, but I did see the preview for the next Twilight movie and is so obvious that the whole story is some preteen girl's dream. A bunch of older guys fighting each other for the right to "eat" her while the girl just stands there like bait.
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08-01-2009, 10:29 AM | #5 |
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hahahahahahah
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08-01-2009, 10:47 AM | #6 |
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YES!
That would have made the POS movie worth watching opening night! Le'rawr....Fear my SPARKLES!!!
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08-02-2009, 11:24 AM | #7 |
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Never saw it; I'm not a female teen. But the Blade version looks watchable.
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08-02-2009, 01:33 PM | #8 |
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Have a teen girl so have read all the books and saw the movie. That def would have made for a good twist
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