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Old 02-13-2009, 02:39 AM   #1
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So far so good. jason hasnt come to kill me yet

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Old 02-13-2009, 02:45 AM   #2
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Old 02-13-2009, 02:47 AM   #3
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Come on you know guns cant kill jason anymore. You need to lure him to crystal lake and chain him up under water

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Old 02-13-2009, 03:05 AM   #4
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I thought you needed to pit him against Freddy Krueger in a whole fire/water thing?
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Old 02-13-2009, 03:17 AM   #5
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I thought you needed to pit him against Freddy Krueger in a whole fire/water thing?
maybe, I never watched that one. last one I watched was when he came to manhattan and died in the toxic waste of the NYC sewers

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Old 02-13-2009, 03:26 AM   #6
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Oddly enough, I don't think I've seen all of that one.

One that entertained me, although it was so far out that I wouldn't even call it part of the series, is Jason X.
It's not even scary, it's just slasher/sci-fi.
But hey, Lexa Doig.. I'm in.
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Old 02-13-2009, 12:46 PM   #7
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no gas you were ready like 4 months ago... before we changed the banner at the top of the forum
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Old 02-13-2009, 02:21 PM   #8
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Old 02-13-2009, 03:45 PM   #9
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Hope it's a good one!!


I'll trade Jason for these idiots that keep calling at work any day...
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Notes about Jason:

he has been drowned,
sliced by a machete in the shoulder,
hit with an ax in the head,
supposedly cremated,
aped by a copycat killer,
buried,
resurrected with a lightning bolt,
chained to a boulder and thrown in the lake again,
resurrected by telekinesis,
drowned again,
resurrected by an underwater electrical surge,
melted by toxic waste,
killed by the FBI,
resurrected through the possession of another body,
returned to his own body,
thrown into hell,
used for research,
frozen cryogenically,
thawed,
blown into space,
freed to continue his murder spree on Earth 2,
returned to the present,
faced off against Freddy Krueger of "Nightmare on Elm Street,"
drowned again with him,
and made to emerge from Crystal Lake with Freddy's head, which winks.
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