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Old 09-29-2009, 01:25 PM   #1
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Cheeky robbers left a mugging victim with a mystery pain that doctors only got to the bottom of four months later – when they found a knife buried in her buttocks.

Being robbed is a pain in the rear end at the best of times, but as you can see from this remarkable X-ray Ying Shi, 26, was left with a nasty reminder of the ordeal.

Doctors found a razor-sharp six-inch blade buried so far into her bottom that it was pressing into her bladder.

'All I remember of the night was a stabbing pain in my backside. I thought they had just slashed me, I didn't realise the whole blade had gone all the way in,' she said.

Doctors in Shanghai, eastern China, were stumped by Ying's stomach complaints, until they performed a scan.

'I am amazed they missed it the first time around but very relieved that they've found it now,' she said.

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Old 09-29-2009, 01:27 PM   #2
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How the fuck do you go 4 months with a blade in your ass?

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Old 09-29-2009, 01:49 PM   #4
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WTF? how could she even sit down? And how could a doc miss that?
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Old 09-29-2009, 01:53 PM   #6
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WTF? how could she even sit down? And how could a doc miss that?
I had a pt with a 2 inch toothpick(looked mor elike a shshkebob skewer) in her butcheek and she wouldnt even sit down, granted she was kinda drunk and overley dramatic but that now way compares to the size of a broken off knife blade.

She aslo real lucky no important structures got hit.

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