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Old 12-23-2009, 11:51 AM   #1
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Default Happy Festivus!

Since we can't put up the pole or do feats of strength, we shall have the airing of greivences!

Let it begin!

Ebbs, you were an even bigger cocksucker than usual this year.
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Old 12-23-2009, 11:54 AM   #2
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Greivances, huh? I have a few.

Trip, that circle is fucking impossible. Does anyone ever get in?

Sixxer, your bike...the color, it's just not blue enough. Not like Phoenix's, his blue really pops.

Chi, no modeling pics of the new real estate? Fail.
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Old 12-23-2009, 12:24 PM   #3
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Screw Christmas!

I've had enough of running around on Christmas Eve and Christmas day to last me a life time. One year I just want to get up, watch my two kids open gifts then go back to bed! Is that just too much to ask for?

That or we just need to relocate about 1,000 miles away from any family members.
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Old 12-23-2009, 12:27 PM   #4
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Yeah, I tried that. Here I am in North Dakota
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Old 12-23-2009, 12:50 PM   #5
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Anyone living in an area that they are still able to ride, and they post about it, can lick my balls until they wear the hair off and they become bald.
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Old 12-24-2009, 05:55 PM   #6
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Anyone living in an area that they are still able to ride, and they post about it, can lick my balls until they wear the hair off and they become bald.


I live in an area where I can still ride, and if it doesn't rain tomorrow I could go for a Festivus Morning Ride, take the Gopro, and put the video up on youtube just for you. But I think I'll stay home and paint instead.

I'll send you some Nair for your balls.
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Old 12-24-2009, 02:11 PM   #7
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Yeah, I tried that. Here I am in North Dakota
Really?

I pitty you, though I'd rather be there right now
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Old 12-24-2009, 02:12 PM   #8
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Really?

I pitty you, though I'd rather be there right now
Ummm, I guess so...sorry you have to come back here after your deployment, dude. It's snowing, if that makes you feel better.
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Old 12-23-2009, 07:40 PM   #9
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greivances, huh? I have a few.

Trip, that circle is fucking impossible. Does anyone ever get in?

Sixxer, your bike...the color, it's just not blue enough. Not like phoenix's, his blue really pops.

Chi, no modeling pics of the new real estate? Fail.


lmao!!!!
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Old 12-23-2009, 08:43 PM   #10
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Greivances, huh? I have a few.

Trip, that circle is fucking impossible. Does anyone ever get in?

Sixxer, your bike...the color, it's just not blue enough. Not like Phoenix's, his blue really pops.

Chi, no modeling pics of the new real estate? Fail.
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