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Old 05-17-2009, 03:11 AM   #1
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just the latest in toms er escapades. had to do a pelvic exam tonight (one of several unfortunatley ) and this girl was texting away the entire time. Just when yo uthought you have seen it all.

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Old 05-17-2009, 03:22 AM   #2
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by pelvic exam do you mean that you were looking to see if she was making her own wasabi?
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Old 05-17-2009, 08:38 AM   #3
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What the hell could she possibly be saying?

"making her own wasabi"

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Old 05-17-2009, 09:02 AM   #4
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by pelvic exam do you mean that you were looking to see if she was making her own wasabi?
Damn, man...I just gagged reading that.

Fucking disgusting.
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Old 05-17-2009, 09:33 AM   #5
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I refuse to do anything with anyone on any mobile device. They're not allowed in our ER. My time is too precious. Turn it off or get out
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Old 05-17-2009, 05:37 PM   #6
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I refuse to do anything with anyone on any mobile device. They're not allowed in our ER. My time is too precious. Turn it off or get out
3rd patient I saw after comming back from vacation picked up a call while i was talking to her. had it been later in the night I would have thrown her blackberry at the wall. she never got it either I left her there and saw 3 other people in the meantime and kept yapping away.

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Old 05-17-2009, 07:24 PM   #7
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what was wrong with her cooch?
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Old 05-17-2009, 08:25 PM   #8
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just the latest in toms er escapades. had to do a pelvic exam tonight (one of several unfortunatley ) and this girl was texting away the entire time. Just when yo uthought you have seen it all.

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Maybe you were doing such a great job she had to tell her friends.

A friend's mother in law worked at the ER for Dekalb Medical here in Atlanta. It's a hospital in the middle of the hood where people call 911 to use an ambulance like a taxi.

She said one time she had a woman with a broken spine who kept squirming because she was worried about her weave. She had to jump on the bed and hold the woman's head with her thighs so she wouldn't move and die. And the woman kept going nuts after they told her that her back was broken and if she moved she would die.

I say let dumbasses like that die. Someone more worried about a weave or texting needs to darwin out.
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Old 05-17-2009, 11:21 PM   #9
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