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Old 02-03-2009, 11:52 PM   #1
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Old 02-04-2009, 12:38 AM   #2
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the fucker is like god on two wheels... but can't close curtains with out loosing his balance and slice'n the shit out of his hand and foot...
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Old 02-04-2009, 12:51 AM   #3
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the fucker is like god on two wheels... but can't close curtains with out loosing his balance and slice'n the shit out of his hand and foot...
That's because he's not used to walking on human legs. If he'd been standing on a minibike or some thing of the sort, this would never have happened.
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Old 02-04-2009, 07:01 AM   #4
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I bet its cause he cant look straight down from that high up, its not like lookin down when he's tucked under the windscreen on his bike leaning into a corner, "oh look, a penny, I'll just pick it up next lap"
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Old 02-04-2009, 07:02 AM   #5
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I bet its cause he cant look straight down from that high up, its not like lookin down when he's tucked under the windscreen on his bike leaning into a corner, "oh look, a penny, I'll just pick it up next lap"
that or in order to look down he has to tilt his head like he's going through a corner and then lost his balance...


I think we may be on to something with this
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Old 02-04-2009, 08:40 AM   #6
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Old 02-04-2009, 08:47 AM   #7
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hes rich he should hire someone to do that for him

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Old 02-04-2009, 09:02 AM   #8
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hes rich he should hire someone to do that for him

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Seriously. is he thinking.
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Old 02-04-2009, 10:48 AM   #9
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There is definitely more here than meets the eye. Or foot for that matter. Sounds like to me a party goof cover up.
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Old 02-04-2009, 11:33 AM   #10
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That is what I thought.

Why was he closing his curtains?

He should have a naked supermodel doing that for him.
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