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Old 12-06-2011, 03:15 PM   #1
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Default Deer doesnt take 'No' for an answer.

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Old 12-06-2011, 03:30 PM   #2
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Why the fuck are those idiots screaming at the top of their lungs when he's at the window?

And, like usual, I have a few easy solutions...

1) don't have a pet fucking deer

2) cut your deers balls off

3) shoot your deer in the fucking face and eat that son of a bitch
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Old 12-06-2011, 03:43 PM   #3
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Herman the Red-nosed Caindeer?

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Old 12-06-2011, 05:40 PM   #4
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What would be hilarious is if they got to find out of much damage deer hooves can do.
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Old 12-06-2011, 06:16 PM   #5
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What would be hilarious is if they got to find out of much damage deer hooves can do.
This. Falling deer hooves FTL
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Old 12-06-2011, 05:50 PM   #6
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Christmas has come early!!!
I can masturbate to this!
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Old 12-06-2011, 07:52 PM   #7
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kid filming shoulda tripped her
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Old 12-06-2011, 08:05 PM   #8
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So........ Is it bestiality if the deer fucks you?
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Old 12-06-2011, 08:19 PM   #9
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So........ Is it bestiality if the deer fucks you?
No.

It's Soviet Russia.

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Old 12-06-2011, 08:53 PM   #10
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It's Soviet Russia.

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