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Old 12-11-2008, 02:04 PM   #1
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Default Worst Christmas gift...

The other thread got me thinking... what is the crappiest/worst thing you have ever received for Christmas?

Me, I was working for a company, (a VERY Large company at the time, they have since shut down) whom had a Christmas party. Everyone got something except 3 of us... me being one of them...

The MGR realized that he had forgotten us, so he runs back into the office and comes out about 2 minutes later...

I get a card... I open it up. On the inside...


2 dimes taped to the inside of the card...

I flipped him off dropped the card on the floor at is feet and walked out of the party... I quit the next day...
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Old 12-11-2008, 02:14 PM   #2
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Old 12-11-2008, 02:17 PM   #3
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Oh, in all honesty, I'd MUCH rather have cash or gift cards. Right now, I could use the cash. Or, rather than exchanging gifts with people, I'd prefer we all just tell each other we love one another and simply have a family get together where we enjoy good food and laughs.
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Old 12-11-2008, 02:24 PM   #4
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When I was 19, my girlfriends mom bought be a fucking Gameboy. What The Fuck? This is the woman that let me spend the night with her daughter when I was in high school. Talk about mixed messages.
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Old 12-11-2008, 02:29 PM   #5
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Oh, in all honesty, I'd MUCH rather have cash or gift cards. Right now, I could use the cash. Or, rather than exchanging gifts with people, I'd prefer we all just tell each other we love one another and simply have a family get together where we enjoy good food and laughs.
I am the same way. Worst gifts are normally from my grandma that just sit around all of the time. Get me a damn gift card.
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Old 12-11-2008, 03:22 PM   #6
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I hate getting CLOTHES. gift cards=happy, bike parts are better, new bikes=WIN!
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Old 12-11-2008, 04:10 PM   #7
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I usually get socks for every holiday, my wife has no idea what to get me so that's what I tell her. Socks aren't a bad present to me, as long as they're the right kind of socks, which I write down for her. But she gets me the wrong kind - every time. How hard is it to fuck up socks? And colored underwear, why would you get me baby blue boxer briefs?! My wife just doesn't pay attention to the things that are important to me, so most of my gifts end up shitty.
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Skanky lingerie from my ex-mil when I was dating her son.
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Skanky lingerie from my ex-mil when I was dating her son.


eeew that's just odd
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Old 12-11-2008, 02:20 PM   #10
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eeew that's just odd

Maybe she wanted grandkids and was trying to get you to wear something to get her son to go out of his mind and lose the desire to use protection.
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