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Old 12-18-2008, 10:05 AM   #1
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A Canadian man, apparently unable to find the perfect woman, has done the next best thing — he's built himself one.

Le Trung, a 33-year-old software engineer who lives with his parents in Brampton, Ontario, a suburb of Toronto, says he's spent about $20,000 so far on Aiko, a 5-foot-tall female android with clear skin, a slim if shapely figure and a wonderful disposition.

"She can recognize faces, she can identify medication, she can even butter your toast," Le Trung tells the Toronto Globe and Mail.

Not only that, but Aiko speaks — in both English and, for some reason, Japanese. (Le Trung has a Vietnamese name.) She can also read.

"Aiko is what happens when science meets beauty," Le Trung tells the Sun of London. "Aiko doesn't need holidays, food or rest, and will work almost 24 hours a day. She is the perfect woman."

She still can't walk, however. That will take a lot more work and, Le Trung tells the Globe and Mail, a new round of funding. He hopes to create and sell more pretty female robots in the future.

"Aiko is still a virgin, AND NO I do not sleep with her," he writes on the Project Aiko Web site, though he admits that she "has sensors in her body including her private parts, and yes even down there."
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Old 12-18-2008, 10:08 AM   #2
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Old 12-18-2008, 10:09 AM   #3
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I wonder about guys like this. Every nerd I know has fantasies of a robot woman, but this guy actually built one. Weird.
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Old 12-18-2008, 10:10 AM   #4
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The nice thing about it, is when you get tired of her, you can toss her ass in the garbage without her taking half of your money.
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Old 12-18-2008, 05:29 PM   #5
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The nice thing about it, is when you get tired of her, you can toss her ass in the garbage without her taking half of your money.
or simply have her reprogrammed to suit your mood. the dude needs to program it to do 4 things, and 4 things ONLY. 1. mind blowing sex however you want it, when you want it. 2. clean your house without complaint. 3. relaxing massages. 4. bring beer when you're watchin the game.
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Old 12-18-2008, 05:34 PM   #6
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or simply have her reprogrammed to suit your mood. the dude needs to program it to do 4 things, and 4 things ONLY. 1. mind blowing sex however you want it, when you want it. 2. clean your house without complaint. 3. relaxing massages. 4. bring beer when you're watchin the game.
but then who will make me sandwiches!?
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Old 12-18-2008, 05:48 PM   #7
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but then who will make me sandwiches!?
right. forgot about cooking. 5 things she must be able to do then.
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Old 12-18-2008, 10:09 AM   #8
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Sweet.... but who wants one that talks?
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Old 12-18-2008, 10:13 AM   #9
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