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Old 01-14-2009, 12:48 PM   #1
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Old 01-14-2009, 12:50 PM   #2
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OMG!
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Old 01-14-2009, 12:53 PM   #3
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Old 01-14-2009, 12:54 PM   #4
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Never skinny dip in leach infested waters man...And damn it if you get one dont run to mommy and daddy to save you. Be a man and burn that shit off!
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Old 01-14-2009, 01:01 PM   #5
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Old 01-14-2009, 01:06 PM   #6
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Another dumbass strikes again.
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Old 01-14-2009, 01:20 PM   #7
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Old 01-14-2009, 01:28 PM   #8
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ha ha, thats almost as bad as drewpy telling us about his near miss with a stripper
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Old 01-14-2009, 01:45 PM   #9
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Who here can possibly say they've never had their mom sniff their cock? I mean, it's just one of those things that happens.
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Old 01-14-2009, 01:50 PM   #10
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Who here can possibly say they've never had their mom sniff their cock? I mean, it's just one of those things that happens.
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