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Dnyce · 02-20-2009, 11:12 PM

http://www.fmylife.com/

SteveP · 02-20-2009, 11:20 PM

http://www.twowheelfix.com/showthread.php?t=6132

Yamerhaw · 02-20-2009, 11:27 PM

"Today, I went bowling with my mom and she paid for 2 games. By the 6th frame of game 1 she was bored and to get her money back for both games she told the employees I shit my pants. I'm 17". FML

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ZUKIMON · 02-20-2009, 11:38 PM

Today, my girlfriend and I were up late watching tv when an infomercial for "male enhancement" came on. I grabbed for my phone to make a call when my girlfriend said "O honey, dont buy that, it's okay that you're small." I was checking my voicemails. FML

Today, a child sitting next to me on the bus pointed at me and asked: "Mommy, when it's not a man and it's not a woman, what is it then?" FML

Today, I was doing a strip tease for my husband. He asked me to stop. FML

Angee · 02-21-2009, 01:55 AM

"Today, i reposted a thread that has been up for only a few days"...FML

NBL

Particle Man · 02-21-2009, 08:29 AM

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Smittie61984 · 02-21-2009, 11:27 AM

Today, I drunk dialed my mom and told her I was so high and drunk that I thought the KGB was coming after me. When I woke up this morning, my mom told me that she's no longer paying for college. FML

02-20-2009, 11:12 PM	#1
Dnyce flyin high Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cali Moto: 10speed huffy w/cards in the spokes Posts: 2,318	hahahahahahaa http://www.fmylife.com/ __________________ "Racing Is Life, Everything Before and After is Just Waiting" Steve McQueen

02-20-2009, 11:27 PM	#3
Yamerhaw Country Boy Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Hicktown in NC Moto: 07 R1 Posts: 797	"Today, I went bowling with my mom and she paid for 2 games. By the 6th frame of game 1 she was bored and to get her money back for both games she told the employees I shit my pants. I'm 17". FML HAHAHAHAHAHAHA __________________ “If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.” It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

02-20-2009, 11:38 PM	#4
ZUKIMON Is this thing on? Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Ashe Co, NC (Near Boone) Moto: '01, 929RR Posts: 398	Today, my girlfriend and I were up late watching tv when an infomercial for "male enhancement" came on. I grabbed for my phone to make a call when my girlfriend said "O honey, dont buy that, it's okay that you're small." I was checking my voicemails. FML Today, a child sitting next to me on the bus pointed at me and asked: "Mommy, when it's not a man and it's not a woman, what is it then?" FML Today, I was doing a strip tease for my husband. He asked me to stop. FML __________________ Dirty Harry said there's nothing wrong with a little shooting, as long as the right people get shot.

02-21-2009, 08:29 AM	#6
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	^ __________________ I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.

02-21-2009, 11:27 AM	#7
Smittie61984 I give Squids a bad name Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Fly Over State Moto: 1996 CBR600 F3 (AKA the Flying Turd) Posts: 4,742	Today, I drunk dialed my mom and told her I was so high and drunk that I thought the KGB was coming after me. When I woke up this morning, my mom told me that she's no longer paying for college. FML __________________ lifts - R.I.P.

02-20-2009, 11:20 PM	#2
SteveP Canyon Carver Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Pensacola, FL Moto: The v-twin trifecta Posts: 437	http://www.twowheelfix.com/showthread.php?t=6132