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Old 04-10-2009, 08:44 PM   #1
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Have you guys seen this thing?

http://www.asseenontv.com/prod-pages/bug_zapper.html

A friend gave one to me, said her dad loves the thing. It's only two AA batteries, so I don't see how it can really have much power. HOLY FUCK!!! I simply tapped it with one finger. That fucking thing hurts. Will be fun to swat some asses with it when you all come up to Indy for MotoGP.
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Old 04-10-2009, 08:52 PM   #2
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Have you guys seen this thing?

http://www.asseenontv.com/prod-pages/bug_zapper.html

A friend gave one to me, said her dad loves the thing. It's only two AA batteries, so I don't see how it can really have much power. HOLY FUCK!!! I simply tapped it with one finger. That fucking thing hurts. Will be fun to swat some asses with it when you all come up to Indy for MotoGP.
I doubt that thing has enough power to arc through clothing and I am not playing naked swat ass with you.
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Old 04-10-2009, 08:55 PM   #3
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I doubt that thing has enough power to arc through clothing and I am not playing naked swat ass with you.
I'm not testing it on myself. It hurt bad enough the first time. My finger still tingles.
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Had one in iraq to entertain me during many boring days. The one I had took C cell batteries.
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Old 04-10-2009, 09:43 PM   #5
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I'm not testing it on myself. It hurt bad enough the first time. My finger still tingles.
You want a tingle? Try changing a fuse in a computer supply. My arm was numb for 3 days.

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Old 04-10-2009, 08:53 PM   #6
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There was a vid on youtube of my buddy shocking his dick with one.

One of the funniest things I've ever witnessed. But, they've taken it down...
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Old 04-12-2009, 05:43 PM   #7
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There was a vid on youtube of my buddy shocking his dick with one.
I don't know what disturbes me more... the fact that he did it and filmed it or the fact that said individual has friends....
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I don't know what disturbes me more... the fact that he did it and filmed it or the fact that said individual has friends....
You don't know the half of it. He did it at a party in front of everybody while being video taped.
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You don't know the half of it. He did it at a party in front of everybody while being video taped.
there'd better have been fucking tequila involved
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Does it matter what voltage is powering it when its a capacitor doing the discharging?
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