11-22-2008, 08:57 PM | #1 |
Alleged Puppy Pimper
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Nicotine patches for cats?
i accidently got my cat addicted to nicotine. whenever i come back inside from a smoke, she jumps up on the couch next to me and licks and bites the nicotine off my fingers. anything i can do to cure her?
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11-22-2008, 09:00 PM | #2 |
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stop smoking???
seriously, our Boxer loves pot. Not that I smoke it anymore, but my friend does
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11-22-2008, 10:10 PM | #3 | |
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You can roll your girlfriend in tuna fish. I mean, you know, if you haven't already. JC
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11-22-2008, 10:17 PM | #4 |
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that made things so much worse. now i'm a single guy with a nicotine freak cat and for some reason my balls are coated in batter.
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11-22-2008, 10:21 PM | #5 |
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Well look on the bright side.
Your cat won't be licking your fingers now... JC
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11-22-2008, 10:22 PM | #6 |
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i guess it solves the single problem too then, since my balls still get licked and i can tell my friends i got some pussy
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11-22-2008, 10:23 PM | #7 | |
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Get rid of that retched cat. Problem solved.
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11-22-2008, 11:01 PM | #8 |
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Shove nicotine gum up your cat's ass?
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11-22-2008, 11:18 PM | #9 |
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Smoke your cat.
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11-23-2008, 01:47 AM | #10 |
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