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Old 12-10-2008, 01:09 PM   #11
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Old 12-10-2008, 01:16 PM   #12
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Old 12-10-2008, 01:37 PM   #13
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I've done some crazy shit when I was in catholic high school

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I'd never let my daughters go to Catholic School...
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Old 12-10-2008, 01:39 PM   #14
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I'd never let my daughters go to Catholic School...


Yep. I agree.

If I had daughters, hell no. as it is now, my boys aren't allowed to do the catholic thing either. Priests and little boys....um, hell no!
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my daughter isn't allowed to date until after she's 30 and married

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Old 12-10-2008, 05:39 PM   #16
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Hmmm I have fond memories of the band bus, the stage during class play, th e high jump pad during track N field, the home ec room, the basketball bus, hell we were more or less left to experiment anywhere we could get a free moment...
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Ahh yes, i'm a catholic shool product myself. The girls in my class were no fun though... although the girls below me werent bad. Never got any at school, but I did catch a girl masterbating next to me in english. She was trying to be quiet. When she noticed that i noticed, she just gave me this dirty smile and laughed...

But for sure, gotta love the blue jumpers...
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Old 12-10-2008, 08:37 PM   #18
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Ahh yes, i'm a catholic shool product myself. The girls in my class were no fun though... although the girls below me werent bad. Never got any at school, but I did catch a girl masterbating next to me in english. She was trying to be quiet. When she noticed that i noticed, she just gave me this dirty smile and laughed...

But for sure, gotta love the blue jumpers...
You just couldn't pull them...

So my first reaction to this was, WTF, where are the teachers? Then I remember the shit I did back then... The best was when I fingered a chick in the back row, and Sanchezed my buddy sitting in front of me... He flipped out and got in trouble for yelling/screaming obscenities... He noticed the smell of a sweaty vag just after he stood up and started screaming... plus I was sniffing my fingers and there was a VERY embarrassed girl sitting at the table next to me... He told the teacher it was his torrets acting up... I smoked a lot of dope with that dude to make up for his three-day vacation...
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Our band director gave us free reign of the band room when it wasn't being used for classes. There were a lot of memories created there, as it was relatively private
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So my first reaction to this was, WTF, where are the teachers? Then I remember the shit I did back then... The best was when I fingered a chick in the back row, and Sanchezed my buddy sitting in front of me... He flipped out and got in trouble for yelling/screaming obscenities... He noticed the smell of a sweaty vag just after he stood up and started screaming... plus I was sniffing my fingers and there was a VERY embarrassed girl sitting at the table next to me... He told the teacher it was his torrets acting up... I smoked a lot of dope with that dude to make up for his three-day vacation...
She was in the very back corner. And if you think, it doesnt take females alot of motion to do the deed. And there is nice access from those nice blue jumpers...

But OSP.... Nice use of Sanch. I wish i coulda seen the guys reaction! Classic...
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