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Old 12-16-2008, 12:56 PM   #1
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Default Ladies, do something nice for us when you feel intimate

When you feel close, cozy, comfortable and just in general wanting to be intimate with me, PLEASE, PLEASE, PRETTY PLEASE with sugar on top, DO NOT FART.

Cuddle with me, hold my hands, kiss me, tongue my asshole, lick my balls, SOMETHING...ANYTHING but FART.

That's just not nice. It's hard for me to appreciate your tenderness when I'm gasping for air and curse myself to heaven for taking you out for that fine gourmet dinner.
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Old 12-16-2008, 12:57 PM   #2
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did some chick actually do that????
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Old 12-16-2008, 01:05 PM   #3
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did some chick actually do that????
Some? Try all of them!

Here we are, sitting on the sofa, or out in the patio, feeling all nice and nifty and suddenly wafted up this stanky ass, dead rat smell and it definitely didn't come from me.
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Old 12-16-2008, 01:05 PM   #4
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Old 12-16-2008, 01:05 PM   #5
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You need to date better quality women dude. wow. how low class can you get??/
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Old 12-16-2008, 01:06 PM   #6
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i could tell you all about dead rat smell....
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Old 12-16-2008, 01:08 PM   #7
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Some? Try all of them!

Here we are, sitting on the sofa, or out in the patio, feeling all nice and nifty and suddenly wafted up this stanky ass, dead rat smell and it definitely didn't come from me.
Yeah, boys NEVER do that. And they never laugh when they pull the sheets over your head either. Now THAT would be sexay!!
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Old 12-16-2008, 01:09 PM   #8
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dont be bitter because you got the dutch oven!
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after almost 6 years, leon still has never done that to me, and I don't blow ass in front of him either.
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Old 12-16-2008, 01:13 PM   #10
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I don't blow ass in front of him either.
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