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Old 12-16-2008, 01:14 PM   #11
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Old 12-16-2008, 01:14 PM   #12
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I hooked up with this chick on a handful of occasions.

Once, after doing the deed, she excused herself and went into my bathroom. As I lay there relatively satisfied, I hear something.

Some people "break" wind. This girl destroyed / annihilated / decimated wind. To this day I am not sure if it was a fart or the worlds largest queef.

I regained my composure by the time she came back to the room. Suddenly I was tired and she needed to leave.

We haven't spoken since.
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Old 12-16-2008, 01:15 PM   #13
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dont be bitter because you got the dutch oven!
You gotta love the dutch oven. Unless your the one in it.

My wife and I have been together since high school off and on so....

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Old 12-16-2008, 01:22 PM   #14
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the off's always seem to follow a real nasty baking session ?
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Old 12-16-2008, 01:23 PM   #15
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Yeah, boys NEVER do that. And they never laugh when they pull the sheets over your head either. Now THAT would be sexay!!
I don't do that sort of thing, but you're right. Other guys do it but at least they have good excuses - they're guys and hence are pigs by nature.

Women are suppose to be soft, tender, cuddly, smelling good.

Like I said, if you feel comfortable around me, do something nice to me. Releasing biological agent isn't exactly what I have in mind.
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Old 12-16-2008, 01:23 PM   #16
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Farting makes me laugh. A LOT!

I don't do it in front of boys though (exception made for my brother!). That's a bit of a mood killer.
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Old 12-16-2008, 03:57 PM   #17
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I pull this occasionally just to mess with Bindhu..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cf1AIrZRt3A
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Old 12-16-2008, 04:00 PM   #18
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I blame the dog!!! but so does my wife!!!
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Old 12-16-2008, 04:05 PM   #19
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this is the reason a supermaket sells air freshener
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Are these woman with the "fancy pussies" you talked about picking up with your favorite music?

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