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Old 12-18-2008, 01:17 PM   #1
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Default Vodka...

...or vagina?

Vodka vs. Vagina

1.Vodka is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.
One point to Vodka

2.Warm Vodka doesnt taste as well as cold.
One point to VAGINA

3.Really cold Vodka is satisfying.
One point to Vodka

4. If after taking a swig of Vodka you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit.
One point to VAGINA

5. Ten Shots in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere.
One point to VAGINA

6. If you have a lot of Vodka in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend.
One point to VAGINA

7. If a cop stops you and you smell of Vodka you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you some Vodka.
One point to VAGINA

8. You normally don't find old Vodka.
One point to Vodka

9. Too much Vodka and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much vagina and you'll think you've seen God.
One point to VAGINA

10. Ripping off a Vodka label is boring. Ripping off panties is fun.
One point to VAGINA

11. In most countries there's a tax on Alcohol.
One point to VAGINA

12. If you have another shot, the first one never gets pissed off.
One point to Vodka

13. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle.
One point to Vodka

14. If you shake your Vodka it'll get all agitated but eventually it settles down.
One point to Vodka

15. With Vodka you always have choice.
One point to Vodka

16. You always know how much money Vodka is going to cost you.
One point to Vodka

17.
Vodka doesn't have a mother
One point to Vodka

FINAL SCORE: Vodka 10, VAGINA: 7

That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: VAGINA!! (I mean, c'mon... what's fair in a world where VAGINA RUNS EVERYTHING!!)
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Old 12-18-2008, 01:27 PM   #2
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Props...Thats funny! Of course all things in moderation. And who says you can't have both?
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Old 12-18-2008, 01:32 PM   #3
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one usually leads to the other and vice versa
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Old 12-18-2008, 01:33 PM   #4
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Of course all things in moderation. And who says you can't have both?
Fuck moderation.

Drink up and screw!

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Old 12-18-2008, 01:38 PM   #5
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18. Vodka is cheap.
1 point Vodka

19. Vodka wont cheat on you
1 point Vodka

20. Vodka never has an odor
1 point Vodka

21. Vondka wont give you STD's
1 point Vodka

see where I 'm going...... ?
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Old 12-18-2008, 01:43 PM   #6
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What if you were to pour vodka on vagina?

Then you'd get commie pussy!!!
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Old 12-18-2008, 01:47 PM   #7
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hmm... pretty sure in some deep dark corner of the net there is a bottle of vodka hiding within a vagina.
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Old 12-18-2008, 01:50 PM   #8
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hmm... pretty sure in some deep dark corner of the net there is a bottle of vodka hiding within a vagina.
Motley Crew, been there done that. She was referred to as "The Bottle Lady"
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Old 12-18-2008, 02:04 PM   #9
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Fuck moderation.

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Is that a commandment?!?!? I think I have had a visionary revelation!
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Old 12-18-2008, 02:11 PM   #10
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I've never had Vodka before. Is that a point for or against it?
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