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Old 12-31-2008, 11:29 AM   #1
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Portland, Oregon (The Weekly Vice) Michael G. Dick, a Gresham, Oregon man was arrested Tuesday morning after allegedly entering the home of an 88-year-old woman in the nude, only to get a groin crushing surprise.

According to Multnomah County deputies, Dick (yes, that's his real name) entered the home an 88-year-old woman through a sliding door. He then confronted the woman, who was still in her bathrobe, while he himself was completely naked.

Investigators say the man backed the woman up into her living room and then pushed her, face down, into a chair.

"Before whatever plans the suspect might have had, the woman reached behind her and grabbed the man by the crotch, giving him a good squeeze," said deputy Paul H. McRedmond of the Multnomah County Sheriff's Office.
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Old 12-31-2008, 11:35 AM   #2
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The irony is so awesome in this story I can't think of anything to say about it. Two thumbs up though.
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Old 12-31-2008, 11:37 AM   #3
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they just ran this on CNN...must be slow news day
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Old 12-31-2008, 11:41 AM   #4
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He'll probably sue for sexual assualt.
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Old 12-31-2008, 11:43 AM   #5
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ouch, he should of countered with a breast punch
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Old 12-31-2008, 11:46 AM   #6
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ouch, he should of countered with a breast punch
or a cunt punt
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Old 12-31-2008, 11:47 AM   #7
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how old was dude?...and an 88 year old lady? WTF?

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Old 12-31-2008, 11:54 AM   #8
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how was dude?...and an 88 year old lady? WTF?
Dude... did you see her???

GILF!
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I saw this earlier today... She layed down some Granny Law! Good for her!
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Old 12-31-2008, 01:23 PM   #9
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Dude... did you see her???

GILF!
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I saw this earlier today... She layed down some Granny Law! Good for her!

Thats Just Fucking Wrong....
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Old 12-31-2008, 01:26 PM   #10
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Good going gramdma
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