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Old 01-15-2009, 01:59 PM   #41
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Friggin' kid's 16 and has had sex 200 times more than me.
It's 300 more times than me. Ain't marriage a bitch?
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Old 01-15-2009, 02:42 PM   #42
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All I can say is "You can't rape the willing".

Leave her alone. The kid had a great time and the only reason she got caught is becaise he was bragging to his friends.
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Old 01-15-2009, 02:44 PM   #43
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Leave her alone. The kid had a great time and the only reason she got caught is becaise he was bragging to his friends.
Or his daddy got pissed for not being able to join in and turned her ass in. I can't imagine a father would turn in a chick who gave his son probably the bestest rides in the kid's life.
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Old 01-15-2009, 08:41 PM   #44
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You can't have both. And no, they don't settle down, not really. They get married, have some kids, and then leave the guy after ten years because they're "not satisfied." This of course, after they've wasted the best years of his life and saddled him with a bunch of debt and responsibility he only originally took on because of her. Trust me, find a nice girl, she'll whore it up in the bedroom over time.

Hey I know it's my fault...seriously,I always get tired of waiting for the whores to settle down and I frankly,can't wait for the nice ones to learn how to FUCK! Hell,even when I've gotten a "nice" girl to do something "nasty",anal for example,I know that they are still too tame for my tastes. Like I said,I need to grow up and not put so much emphasis on sex...It's like driving a Lambo for a couple months and then having to go back to a G6,sure the Pontiac is still kinda "sporty" and it'll take you where you need to go but you can't help but reminisce about the Lambo while you're driving it and feel disappointed.
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Old 01-15-2009, 10:25 PM   #45
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Glad my pretty, blonde wife teaches third grade.
Why? Cause those kids dicks are guaranteed not to make you feel inferior?
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Old 01-15-2009, 10:34 PM   #46
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Why? Cause those kids dicks are guaranteed not to make you feel inferior?
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