02-20-2009, 11:12 PM | #1 |
flyin high
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02-20-2009, 11:20 PM | #2 |
Canyon Carver
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02-20-2009, 11:27 PM | #3 |
Country Boy
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Location: Hicktown in NC
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"Today, I went bowling with my mom and she paid for 2 games. By the 6th frame of game 1 she was bored and to get her money back for both games she told the employees I shit my pants. I'm 17". FML
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02-20-2009, 11:38 PM | #4 |
Is this thing on?
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Location: Ashe Co, NC (Near Boone)
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Today, my girlfriend and I were up late watching tv when an infomercial for "male enhancement" came on. I grabbed for my phone to make a call when my girlfriend said "O honey, dont buy that, it's okay that you're small." I was checking my voicemails. FML
Today, a child sitting next to me on the bus pointed at me and asked: "Mommy, when it's not a man and it's not a woman, what is it then?" FML Today, I was doing a strip tease for my husband. He asked me to stop. FML
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02-21-2009, 01:55 AM | #5 |
Dutch's PITA
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Location: Back in Nashville!
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"Today, i reposted a thread that has been up for only a few days"...FML
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02-21-2009, 08:29 AM | #6 |
Custom User Title
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02-21-2009, 11:27 AM | #7 |
I give Squids a bad name
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Location: Fly Over State
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Today, I drunk dialed my mom and told her I was so high and drunk that I thought the KGB was coming after me. When I woke up this morning, my mom told me that she's no longer paying for college. FML
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02-21-2009, 03:47 PM | #8 | |
Wanting to Go Back!!!!
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FML is one of my favorite blogs!
Today, My mom walked in on me and my 2 year crush about to have sex. When she saw us she said "oh I'll just wait outside, I know it wont be long anyway." FML Today, I went to get my blood drawn for the first time. After I explained to the nurse how nervous I was, she replied, "Oh honey, don't worry! This is my first time drawing blood!". FML.
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02-22-2009, 07:11 PM | #9 |
flyin high
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guess i missed the previous thread, must've gotten lost in the rest of the massive off topic junk thats here
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02-22-2009, 07:15 PM | #10 | |
Wanting to Go Back!!!!
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Location: North Louisiana
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Today, my mom walked in on me looking at a 1978 playboy. She asked if I found it in the basement. I said yes. Then I realized she was the centerfold. FML
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