A video of my wife getting tasered - Page 2

ontwo · 04-08-2009, 08:25 AM

I'll show her your comments.

The top one stuck in pretty good, but the barbs are only about .25" long. They are designed kinda like the end of a fish hook. The electricity has some type of cauterizing (sp?) effect. Most people don't bleed. I bled a little, and the one in her but had a drop of blood.

It is unbelievable pain. The only way I can describe it is a cramp in every muscle, including you face, and at the same time, someone is hitting you with a bat. It is the longest five seconds ever. 50,000 volts, but low amps. that's why it doesn't kill you.

Particle Man · 04-08-2009, 08:26 AM

damn, good for her

askmrjesus · 04-08-2009, 09:25 AM

You know the economy is screwed when guys start taking their wives to get tasered, instead of dinner and movie.

JC

Switch · 04-08-2009, 09:49 AM

Tell her good job for me.

CrazyKell · 04-08-2009, 10:15 AM

Holy Guacamole your wife's a trooper! Seriously!

I had the sound off at work so I didn't hear the commentary but her looks were priceless.

Archren · 04-08-2009, 10:18 AM

Haha, that was awesome!

KSGregman · 04-08-2009, 10:20 AM

My wife watched this over my shoulder last night....she said "That girl is TOUGH...but...if you ever shoot me with a Taser it's your ASS!!!"

I was like, FFS I didn't even DO anything and I'm getting yelled at.

Adeptus_Minor · 04-08-2009, 10:23 AM

She took it really well.

I tried to get the lady cop that used to do security work for my previous employer to hit me with the taser, but she never would do it.
Apparently the PD makes them account for every cartridge (to prevent 'misuse').
She wouldn't even hit me with the stun gun portion.

the chi · 04-08-2009, 10:31 AM

Kev, your wife is officially BAD ASS!! That is too cool!

Switch · 04-08-2009, 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adeptus_Minor

She took it really well.

qft

04-08-2009, 08:26 AM	#12
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	damn, good for her __________________ I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.

04-08-2009, 09:25 AM	#13
askmrjesus Soul Man Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Everywhere, all the time. Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit). Posts: 6,481	You know the economy is screwed when guys start taking their wives to get tasered, instead of dinner and movie. JC __________________ The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me.

04-08-2009, 09:49 AM	#14
Switch dadbod Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: East TN Posts: 1,215	Tell her good job for me. __________________ It's fine.

04-08-2009, 10:18 AM	#16
Archren Sham WOW Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: ATX Moto: 2007 Ducati 1098 Posts: 2,741	Haha, that was awesome! __________________ Photography "The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time. It was impossible." - Hunter S. Thompson, Song of the Sausage Creature "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." -Dr. Seuss

04-08-2009, 10:23 AM	#18
Adeptus_Minor Hopster Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Austin, TX Moto: 2009 Buell 1125R Posts: 4,743	She took it really well. I tried to get the lady cop that used to do security work for my previous employer to hit me with the taser, but she never would do it. Apparently the PD makes them account for every cartridge (to prevent 'misuse'). She wouldn't even hit me with the stun gun portion. __________________ “Well, obviously before; after was all gendarmes and dick stitches.”

04-08-2009, 08:25 AM	#11
ontwo Designated Drinker Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: shitville Moto: 2009 ZX6R Posts: 1,661	I'll show her your comments. The top one stuck in pretty good, but the barbs are only about .25" long. They are designed kinda like the end of a fish hook. The electricity has some type of cauterizing (sp?) effect. Most people don't bleed. I bled a little, and the one in her but had a drop of blood. It is unbelievable pain. The only way I can describe it is a cramp in every muscle, including you face, and at the same time, someone is hitting you with a bat. It is the longest five seconds ever. 50,000 volts, but low amps. that's why it doesn't kill you.

04-08-2009, 10:15 AM	#15
CrazyKell Vrooom Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: 06 ZX6R Posts: 4,427	Holy Guacamole your wife's a trooper! Seriously! I had the sound off at work so I didn't hear the commentary but her looks were priceless.

04-08-2009, 10:20 AM	#17
KSGregman Get Fit...or Get OUT Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: KS Moto: 07 M109-R Posts: 1,993	My wife watched this over my shoulder last night....she said "That girl is TOUGH...but...if you ever shoot me with a Taser it's your ASS!!!" I was like, FFS I didn't even DO anything and I'm getting yelled at.

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