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Old 04-11-2009, 06:45 PM   #21
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I"m SO buying a few of those!
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Old 04-11-2009, 06:50 PM   #22
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They sell them at Harbor Freight...D-batteries btw!

http://www.harborfreight.com/cpi/cta...emnumber=40122
My nephew used to work there and bought a couple... we used to have "fights" with them... some spots are a little more tender than others.
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Old 04-11-2009, 11:52 PM   #23
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I noticed them on the shelf at Walmart tongiht. They were about $7.50.

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Old 04-12-2009, 05:43 PM   #24
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There was a vid on youtube of my buddy shocking his dick with one.
I don't know what disturbes me more... the fact that he did it and filmed it or the fact that said individual has friends....
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Old 04-12-2009, 06:02 PM   #25
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I don't know what disturbes me more... the fact that he did it and filmed it or the fact that said individual has friends....
You don't know the half of it. He did it at a party in front of everybody while being video taped.
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Old 04-12-2009, 06:06 PM   #26
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You don't know the half of it. He did it at a party in front of everybody while being video taped.
there'd better have been fucking tequila involved
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Old 04-12-2009, 08:55 PM   #27
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HOLY FUCK!!! I simply tapped it with one finger. That fucking thing hurts. Will be fun to swat some asses with it when you all come up to Indy for MotoGP.
They're a lot more painful to use on a fingertip than on the ass... nerve density, contact area, etc.

Now, if you've got somebody standing around shirtless and you manage to swat 'em on the nipple... THAT is good for a laugh
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