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05-04-2009, 04:10 PM
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AMA Supersport
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Sydney
Moto: '98 Honda Fireblade
Posts: 3,696
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The enjoyable part of my job
Reading resumes.
This is a real persons, WHOLE resume: HISTORYEMPLOYER: lil ceazer  and he was hired for a government job. I love it. 
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05-04-2009, 04:12 PM
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Post whorette
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: South Florida
Moto: 2006 GSXR 600-
Posts: 3,992
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Are you fucking serious??/
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I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker. --Ron Burgundy-- Anchorman |
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05-04-2009, 04:13 PM
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AMA Supersport
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Sydney
Moto: '98 Honda Fireblade
Posts: 3,696
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And that is not the best one. I used to cut out the really good ones and save them in a word doc. That was on my old computer, so I don't have any more. I might need to start it up again. 
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05-04-2009, 04:14 PM
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Post whorette
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: South Florida
Moto: 2006 GSXR 600-
Posts: 3,992
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wow.
Just. wow.
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I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker. --Ron Burgundy-- Anchorman |
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05-04-2009, 04:16 PM
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Moto GP Star
Join Date: Feb 2008
Posts: 12,156
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I don't think that guy will be working anywhere but food service.
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05-04-2009, 04:25 PM
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moderator chick
  
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Hill Country TX
Moto: Pasta Rockets
Posts: 8,917
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It hurts.
I get emails all the time for people that want to work for me - only, they are sent from their phone or something because it's all in l33t. It hurts.
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05-04-2009, 04:28 PM
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Pug Queen
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Las Vegas, NV
Moto: DR200, SV650
Posts: 2,486
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And who would hire him based on that resume?? |
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05-04-2009, 04:30 PM
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AMA Supersport
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Sydney
Moto: '98 Honda Fireblade
Posts: 3,696
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 And beleive it or not, he was not hired for Food Service either. 
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05-04-2009, 04:30 PM
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Custom User Title
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Central NY
Moto: 2003 SV650S
Posts: 14,959
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I've receive resumes with text message abbreviations on them.
Um... no.
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I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away. |
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05-04-2009, 04:31 PM
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Get Fit...or Get OUT
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: KS
Moto: 07 M109-R
Posts: 1,993
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Don't laugh...this is the asshole from whom you will be attempting to get your drivers license renewal.
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