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05-16-2009, 02:50 PM
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restorer of the original
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Zionsville,PA
Moto: '93 ZR1100 &'73 Kawasaki H1 500
Posts: 1,331
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To the MF'er on the blue sport bike
Somewhere, somehow I will find you and punch you right in the fucking mouth. You're skinny little ass weighs a lot less than the bales I throw around on the farm, expect a broken jaw.
~~~~~~ I guess you want the story, so here it is. I'm was just out mowing my yard. As a conscientious motorcyclist, I make my first two passes throwing the grass in my yard instead of out in the road. I just started my pass out at the road when a blue sportbike with a rider wearing a blue leather jacket & helmet rides towards and past me. Next thing I know, the mother fucker screams past me about a foot away, at redline ( 80+ mph )blowing the horn. After he shifts, he flips me off as he screams down the road. My heart about jumped out of my chest. Some where I'll see him again, I'll just wander over and pop him right in the mouth with no warning. Going to suck to be him if he let somebody borrow his bike & gear. |
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05-16-2009, 02:53 PM
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token jewboy
Join Date: Nov 2008
Moto: CBR 900, KLR ugly ass duckling, Gas Man
Posts: 10,799
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That was sixxxer, he'll be around later to apoligize to you for it.
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05-16-2009, 02:55 PM
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restorer of the original
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Zionsville,PA
Moto: '93 ZR1100 &'73 Kawasaki H1 500
Posts: 1,331
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He'll be writing on a tablet for the next six weeks then |
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05-16-2009, 03:43 PM
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Like Gixxxxer But Not
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Dirty Jersey
Moto: 2008 ZX6R
Posts: 4,891
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lol...To bad Im In NC No where near PA.
And I wouldnt Rev and Honk Id Stop and have a beer
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05-16-2009, 03:49 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Central NY
Moto: 2003 SV650S
Posts: 14,959
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He keeps riding like a douche and he will get his, don't worry.
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I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away. |
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05-16-2009, 05:22 PM
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Spiker bike
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: KCK
Moto: KZ750
Posts: 1,629
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A guy did that on a cruiser the other night at bike night. The pipes were aimed at a wall that 40 people were sitting in front of. My ears still hurt 2 days later. If he's there next week I WILL tell him what an ass he was.
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05-16-2009, 05:32 PM
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Custom User Title
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Central NY
Moto: 2003 SV650S
Posts: 14,959
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I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away. |
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05-16-2009, 05:45 PM
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yellow don't corner well
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Kansas City, KS
Moto: 06 ZX10R
Posts: 1,243
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05-16-2009, 07:26 PM
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Trip's Assistant
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Imported from Detroit
Moto: 2009 HD Street Classic
Posts: 12,149
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Do it! THen take a picture of him on the ground!
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05-16-2009, 07:30 PM
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Spiker bike
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: KCK
Moto: KZ750
Posts: 1,629
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