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Old 06-29-2009, 12:57 PM   #31
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Now that Mays has gone on to meet the biggest pitch-man ever, fingernails on chalkboards have regained their rightful place as the annoying noise on Earth.

I saw one article that described him an a "Pop-culture icon". Give me a fucking break. He was obnoxious putz, and now he's a dead obnoxious putz.

Yeah, OK, it's sucks to be his wife, but it's now good to be the rest of us.

Maybe now I can get more than six months out of a mute button.

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I used to feel that way about him too. I dont know why or when...but I came around.
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Old 06-29-2009, 01:08 PM   #32
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I used to feel that way about him too. I dont know why or when...but I came around.
He could have been selling chocolate covered tits wrapped in bacon, and I still wouldn't have bought any.

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Old 06-29-2009, 01:11 PM   #33
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He could have been selling chocolate covered tits wrapped in bacon, and I still wouldn't have bought any.

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Oh man...I'd buy a ton.
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Old 06-29-2009, 01:18 PM   #34
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However, they say that celebrities die in threes... after MJ, Farah, and Ed, leave it to Billy Mays to throw in another ABSOLUTELY FREE!
looks like billy acted NOW!
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Old 06-29-2009, 02:05 PM   #35
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wow, I thought MJ had a lot of hate going his way, but Billy Mays apparently made a lot of enemies here.
I would have been perfectly content for him to just get throat cancer But, since I prayed in the first 20 minutes after the commercial, AMJ upgraded me at NO ADDITIONAL CHARGE
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Old 06-29-2009, 02:09 PM   #36
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I would have been perfectly content for him to just get throat cancer But, since I prayed in the first 20 minutes after the commercial, AMJ upgraded me at NO ADDITIONAL CHARGE
You know if you fuckers have so much pull then please have something terrible happen to that God Damn Progressive bitch, Flo!!! Talk about annoying! After that have a telephone pole or a cell tower fall on that smug little bastard from those Verizon commercials!
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Old 06-29-2009, 02:19 PM   #37
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How about Smiling Bob, can AMJ make his pecker fall off?
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Old 06-29-2009, 02:27 PM   #38
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How about Smiling Bob, can AMJ make his pecker fall off?
It worked on 's nose, so sure, why not?

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Old 06-29-2009, 06:06 PM   #39
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He could have been selling chocolate covered tits wrapped in bacon, and I still wouldn't have bought any.

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alright, I wouldn't need someone to sell me those as long as they were from a chick
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