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Old 07-16-2009, 04:29 PM   #11
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Well, if you absolutely have to have the toughest, scariest dog on the block, hyenas will do it for you.
Personally, you couldn't pay me to own one...
Actually they are related to the big cats, not dogs. You'd have the biggest baddest cat on your block.
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Old 07-16-2009, 04:36 PM   #12
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Actually they are related to the big cats, not dogs. You'd have the biggest baddest cat on your block.
Yeah, and lions are closer to dogs... I know.. but hyenas look doggy enough.
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Old 07-16-2009, 04:39 PM   #13
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I once saw a dude carrying a monkey around like a purse. The monkey's tail was somehow affixed to his head and made a nice loop to stick your arm through and rest on your shoulder.

The monkey was dead. And I was in Africa. Not that weird really.
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Old 07-16-2009, 04:57 PM   #14
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I once saw a dude carrying a monkey around like a purse. The monkey's tail was somehow affixed to his head and made a nice loop to stick your arm through and rest on your shoulder.

The monkey was dead. And I was in Africa. Not that weird really.
MONKEY PURSE!!!!!

Sorry just had the urge to yell that out.
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Old 07-16-2009, 05:02 PM   #15
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I once saw a dude carrying a monkey around like a purse. The monkey's tail was somehow affixed to his head and made a nice loop to stick your arm through and rest on your shoulder.

The monkey was dead. And I was in Africa. Not that weird really.
I had a bag like that as a kid. A panda bear too, but they were stuffed animals, not real. *shudder*
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Old 07-16-2009, 05:13 PM   #16
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MONKEY PURSE!!!!!

Sorry just had the urge to yell that out.
And when we saw that about 20 white people yelled that out too.
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Old 07-16-2009, 08:57 PM   #17
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And when we saw that about 20 white people yelled that out too.
"What they didn't know is that 'monkey purse' sounds just like something highly derogatory of one's mother in Swahili... which might explain the sudden appearance of many automatic weapons over the next few seconds..."
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Old 07-16-2009, 10:36 PM   #18
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ain't no laws gainst heyena fightin, yo!
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Old 07-17-2009, 01:19 AM   #19
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Why is the hyena not eating the monkey?
Hyenas are scavengers.


They'll see how cool it is when their monkey rips their dick off one day.
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Old 07-17-2009, 10:05 AM   #20
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Hyenas are scavengers.


They'll see how cool it is when their monkey rips their dick off one day.
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