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Old 07-20-2009, 06:24 PM   #61
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Old 07-20-2009, 06:27 PM   #62
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Old 07-20-2009, 06:28 PM   #63
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I was talking to a buddy the other day, his cousin or something does it for a living and his specialty is military bases. They actually were admitted on base with a library card, then broke into the security forces offices, left love notes for all the folks and stole the hard drive out of the bosses computer, took photos sitting in different top secret areas and were never even seen or questioned. Can you imagine?
oh def, im sure some accountant somewhere would too if they had any idea how many things got appropriated to whatever unit i was in at the time ya know humvee's dont come with M1 tank dome lights stock?
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Old 07-20-2009, 08:33 PM   #64
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How do you figure? What are you, only 25-26?
He is... too old to begin the training!
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Old 07-20-2009, 08:37 PM   #65
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Old 07-20-2009, 09:34 PM   #66
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Old 07-20-2009, 09:36 PM   #67
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Old 07-20-2009, 09:55 PM   #68
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clandestine operations. i like breaking the law, but i'd like to do it for a government
Any government in particular?

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Old 07-20-2009, 09:57 PM   #69
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Old 07-20-2009, 10:02 PM   #70
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Id have to say something involving test driving high end performance cars. I love bikes but Ive loved cars since I was little.
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