09-05-2009, 05:15 AM | #1 |
Alleged Puppy Pimper
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derf got my friggen sister pregnant
not really but free drinks afte rhours for being a bouncer is teh shitz
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09-05-2009, 07:14 AM | #2 |
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Did you at least filter out the cigarette butts?
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09-05-2009, 07:27 AM | #3 |
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09-05-2009, 08:09 AM | #4 |
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09-05-2009, 10:28 AM | #5 |
For Science. You Monster.
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They make you wait till after they close to give you booze? That blows, we used to drink all night. Not get drunk, just buzzed, helps you deal with the idiots.
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09-05-2009, 11:47 AM | #6 |
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I would contest the fuck out of that, I've been shooting blanks since 2005
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09-05-2009, 12:11 PM | #7 |
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my head hurts. i blame you
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09-05-2009, 12:59 PM | #8 |
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So now that we have established that I cant impregnate her, yet apparently I have been getting laid. Now we have also established that she is pregnant. Who else has been getting some nookie from your sister?
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09-05-2009, 01:29 PM | #9 |
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guilty pending pictures of said sister
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09-05-2009, 01:31 PM | #10 |
For Science. You Monster.
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I hope she doesnt look like DP...
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