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Old 10-22-2009, 10:51 AM   #291
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If you stick a long pin in your banana, at 1/2 inch increments, whist making rotational movements, your banana will be pre-sliced before peeling.

Also, the little strings attached will be much shorter.

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Old 10-22-2009, 10:57 AM   #292
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If you stick a long pin in your banana, at 1/2 inch increments, whist making rotational movements, your banana will be pre-sliced before peeling.

Also, the little strings attached will be much shorter.

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I am going to need a visual explanation.
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Old 10-22-2009, 11:11 AM   #293
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I am going to need a visual explanation.
No.

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Old 10-22-2009, 11:13 AM   #294
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No.

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Oh, come on now. This just screams for one of your patented videos, preferably involving firearms or high explosives.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0rY3dn5kos
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Old 10-22-2009, 11:14 AM   #295
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Oh, come on now. This just screams for one of your patented videos, preferably involving firearms or high explosives.
Right!?!?

Please Jesus? We all know you don't have anything else to do but to entertain us.
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Old 10-23-2009, 03:41 AM   #296
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I scare the dogs when I scream cause there's a spider in the house. God i HATE spiders.

So I was sitting on the bathroom sink using half a can of raid on this stupid thing.
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Old 10-23-2009, 10:48 AM   #297
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I scare the dogs when I scream cause there's a spider in the house. God i HATE spiders.

So I was sitting on the bathroom sink using half a can of raid on this stupid thing.
Been there done that! Funny how nothing with six legs even phases me.
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Old 10-23-2009, 11:05 AM   #298
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I learned I'm never buying another polo shirt. After a few washes they get a permanent crease in the collar and look worse than if I had just wore a t-shirt to work.
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Old 10-23-2009, 11:07 AM   #299
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I learned I'm never buying another polo shirt. After a few washes they get a permanent crease in the collar and look worse than if I had just wore a t-shirt to work.
It's inevitable - the trick is to iron the crease you want in it before you wear it the first time, then it will stick to that crease. I've got a couple that I didn't do that to that have some funky creases that I just can't work out.
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Old 10-23-2009, 11:57 AM   #300
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You iron?

Faggot.
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