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Old 10-29-2009, 02:15 PM   #71
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sounds like someone just had the "Birds and the Bees" talk
Ohio: The place where I got to watch the horrified expressions appear on the faces of teenage serving staff, who had just been playing Bible trivia trivia a moment before, when my friends cut loose with their typically Canadian filthy mouths without even thinking
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Old 10-29-2009, 02:58 PM   #72
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no ringing no pokey
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Moral of this story is everyone is fucked up no matter atheist or religious.
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Old 10-29-2009, 03:05 PM   #73
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Holy crap...
It's a sticky
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Old 10-29-2009, 03:14 PM   #74
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So if you aren't planning on marrying her....what are you promising her?
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Old 10-29-2009, 03:18 PM   #75
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no ringing no pokey
Well no pokey, no ringy.
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Old 10-29-2009, 03:27 PM   #76
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I usually opt for a cock ring myself...to each his own.
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Old 10-29-2009, 03:31 PM   #77
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Well no pokey, no ringy.
exactly
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Old 10-29-2009, 03:52 PM   #78
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So if you aren't planning on marrying her....what are you promising her?
.... a good time
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Old 10-29-2009, 03:55 PM   #79
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.... a good time
I'm not sure he can deliver on that promise. Just sayin'.
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Old 10-29-2009, 04:32 PM   #80
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Holy crap...
It's a sticky
that's what she said!































(sorry, had to )


BTW, anyone check out the tags on this thread? Holy shit
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