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Old 11-15-2009, 03:52 AM   #1
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Default Why is it that Orientals always ask for extra but don't tip?

I was at a Vietnamese restaurant today. There were two Koreans sitting in a table behind me, they wanted the pho (beef noodle soup). They kept asking for more noodles, more meat, more onions, and all kinds of shits. And then they bitched when the waiter later brought their check over. "I thought the soup was $5.99?"

I was thinking to myself, "The fucking soup was $5.99 but by the time you cheap fucks asked for extra noodles, extra beef, extra meatballs, extra fucking onions, now it's fucking $8.99, you fucks!!!"

Then they got up and left without leaving a tip grumbling in Korean because they were charged extra for shits that they wanted more? WTF, over?


Goddamn, I hate fucking Asians!!!
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Old 11-15-2009, 04:16 AM   #2
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ooh so thats what Pho is. I always wondered...
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Old 11-15-2009, 11:23 AM   #3
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Everything is negotiable.
If not the price then the content.

My mechanic friend has this one lil old Chinese lady for a customer.
He quotes her more money per job than other people so the little ole lady can get her haggling fix in.

Brake job normally cost $100
he quotes her $115
She says "I give you $90"
He says "How bout I charge you $100 and we call it even"
She agrees and goes home to tell everyone that she saved $15 on a break job.
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Old 11-15-2009, 11:31 AM   #4
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Everything is negotiable.
If not the price then the content.

My mechanic friend has this one lil old Chinese lady for a customer.
He quotes her more money per job than other people so the little ole lady can get her haggling fix in.

Brake job normally cost $100
he quotes her $115
She says "I give you $90"
He says "How bout I charge you $100 and we call it even"
She agrees and goes home to tell everyone that she saved $15 on a break job.

Oh no son! The biggest haggling motherfuckers are Indians and Arabs!!! OMG !!!
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Old 11-15-2009, 12:11 PM   #5
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ooh so thats what Pho is. I always wondered...
if you've never had pho, your missing out.......

i intro Z to it, and she loves viet food

viet sandwiches are DA BOMB too!
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Old 11-15-2009, 02:09 PM   #6
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"Orientals"

Everything is negotiable, but in this case, doing so would be stupid.

I'm not really into pho, I usually just order ga xao xa
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Old 11-15-2009, 03:15 PM   #7
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Indians take the cake on cheapness.


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Old 11-15-2009, 03:34 PM   #8
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Oh no son! The biggest haggling motherfuckers are Indians and Arabs!!! OMG !!!
You've obviously never dealt with Haitians.
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Old 11-15-2009, 05:54 PM   #9
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I moved pool tables for a few years and the Orientals weren't so bad, but Koreans and such seem to love pool/billiards to death so they don't cheap out. Indians sucked, but mainly because their house stunk of whatever food they are cooking. Mexicans where fucking awesome. They'd start doing the work. Black people where good in front of their friends (gotta be ballin') and sucked if you had to follow them from one house to the other.

Ironically when it came to pool tables White People sucked the most. Old white people where either great or the ultimate suck of all sucks.
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I was at a Vietnamese restaurant today. There were two Koreans sitting in a table behind me, they wanted the pho (beef noodle soup). They kept asking for more noodles, more meat, more onions, and all kinds of shits. And then they bitched when the waiter later brought their check over. "I thought the soup was $5.99?"

I was thinking to myself, "The fucking soup was $5.99 but by the time you cheap fucks asked for extra noodles, extra beef, extra meatballs, extra fucking onions, now it's fucking $8.99, you fucks!!!"

Then they got up and left without leaving a tip grumbling in Korean because they were charged extra for shits that they wanted more? WTF, over?


Goddamn, I hate fucking Asians!!!

I thought you were asian? Does that mean you aren't RacerX's twin?
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