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Old 12-29-2009, 01:13 PM   #1
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Old 12-29-2009, 02:28 PM   #2
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#1 slut candy #2 we know which one derf uses #3 whats so hard about the rhythm method? Vic goes up at least a cup size before she has her ''week'' not like its hard to spot since thats where my eyes usually are anyway
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Old 12-29-2009, 03:14 PM   #3
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Old 12-29-2009, 04:12 PM   #4
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#1 slut candy #2 we know which one derf uses #3 whats so hard about the rhythm method? Vic goes up at least a cup size before she has her ''week'' not like its hard to spot since thats where my eyes usually are anyway
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Old 12-29-2009, 05:29 PM   #5
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Why is "Marrying Amorok's wife" not on this list?

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Old 12-29-2009, 05:32 PM   #6
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Old 12-29-2009, 05:33 PM   #7
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Old 12-29-2009, 08:09 PM   #9
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The comments are the best part!

Is CasterTroy's real name "Chad"?

"Chad12:04 pm
The clothes hanger graphic in the background is wildly inappropriate. Along with the misogyny and misinformation, I completely missed the humor in this."

I got a "cock chop" 20 years ago and I fully recommend it to every man! Men, take control!!!!

Last edited by Amber Lamps; 12-29-2009 at 08:10 PM.. Reason: oops I almost made this another "tigger show" thread!
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Old 12-29-2009, 08:18 PM   #10
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