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Old 02-24-2010, 11:20 PM   #11
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Wrong answer.

"Your Honor, I couldn't find Arizona if it was tattooed on my dick."

Case dismissed.

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Old 02-25-2010, 12:04 AM   #12
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Damn dude, that sucks.
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Old 02-25-2010, 03:40 AM   #13
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Sigh.

No, it's a very clear picture of someone that looks like you.

Fucking amateurs.

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Exactly, hes jewish, they all look the same
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Old 02-25-2010, 10:16 AM   #14
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Old 02-25-2010, 10:20 AM   #15
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Since it seems nobody here pays them (until served), they are going after the visitors that come here.

*ETA - Paul beat me to it.
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Old 02-25-2010, 10:33 AM   #16
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Fight the oppresser.
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Old 02-25-2010, 10:38 AM   #17
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I apparently went through a red light camera in arizona a few months back and I got served with papers, pretty fucking crazy.
You knew this was coming....
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Old 02-25-2010, 11:33 AM   #18
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fight the oppresser.
b.r.o.t.h.e.r.h.o.o.d.
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Old 02-25-2010, 11:46 AM   #19
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Nope I was there for this ticket, I opened it up and there is a very clear picture of me. FML I just dont remember being in AZ
You live in Jersey. You don't remember being in AZ?
That's a hell of a road trip to make and not remember!
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Old 02-25-2010, 11:49 AM   #20
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You live in Jersey. You don't remember being in AZ?
That's a hell of a road trip to make and not remember!
No shit!
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