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Old 03-15-2010, 11:37 PM   #11
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I can only guess she means this figuratively.
Um, how else do you think he hits a home run?

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Old 03-16-2010, 12:30 AM   #12
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I wonder how she explains her "goal" to her daughter
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Old 03-16-2010, 01:35 AM   #13
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Thats just disgusting. What is wrong with people.
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Old 03-16-2010, 01:52 AM   #14
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I wonder how she explains her "goal" to her daughter
Starting a family tradition?
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Old 03-16-2010, 07:05 AM   #15
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I wonder how she explains her "goal" to her daughter
She'll probably eat her accidently.
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Old 03-16-2010, 09:36 AM   #16
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Fucking slob.
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Old 03-16-2010, 11:20 AM   #18
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Her husband, whom she met through her website, would "like it if I was bigger," Simpson says.
Yikes!

I bet the dude is like 5'9" and 115lbs.

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Old 03-16-2010, 11:29 AM   #19
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Wow....

A fat bitch stuffing her face with the goal of reaching 1,000 pounds is just crazy.

But dudes paying to WATCH a fat bitch stuff her face while trying to reach 1,000 pounds? That is just sick and wrong.
probably the same guys who'd pay to watch obese women crushing bugs with their feet.
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Old 03-16-2010, 12:00 PM   #20
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death by chocolate (muscle milk).

she will be dead before she makes her "goal" of 1/2 ton.
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