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Old 09-28-2010, 11:55 AM   #3121
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oh is that what he does instead of winning at fantasy football because he certainly has proven he sucks at that..
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Old 09-28-2010, 12:08 PM   #3122
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Some kensington street walker just asked me if she could do her makeup in my van's passenger side mirror
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Old 09-28-2010, 12:11 PM   #3123
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Some kensington street walker just asked me if she could do her makeup in my van's passenger side mirror
is she hot. If so tell her you want to see her tits first
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Old 09-28-2010, 12:13 PM   #3124
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Some kensington street walker just asked me if she could do her makeup in my van's passenger side mirror
You should have replied, "only for a free BJ"
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Old 09-28-2010, 01:16 PM   #3125
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is she hot. If so tell her you want to see her tits first
Wasn't too bad. six packer or less, nothing an antiseptic bath couldn't fix I actually couldn't hear what she was going on about and I wasn't gonna open the door for her to find out
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Old 09-28-2010, 01:28 PM   #3126
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shouldve said show me your tits first-take a pic n drive off lol
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Old 09-28-2010, 05:22 PM   #3127
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or pull the bang bus on her
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Old 09-30-2010, 01:27 AM   #3128
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Listen here you homo's sittin around fantasizing abt my camping trip. You all need to get a life and get laid by some pussy. Stop lookin at my me that way. Sick bastards!!!
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Old 09-30-2010, 10:13 AM   #3129
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Says the man sharing a tent with another man...


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Old 09-30-2010, 10:30 AM   #3130
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Says the man sharing a tent with another man...


Hey I'm just sayin... it wasn't a big deal. We had a choice of 3 tents...

mine was a 2 man... so too small
he had this huge 8 man... too big and too heavy on bikes
so we used his 3 man... had our gear/clothing/etc between us

It was fine. Bunch of homo fobes around here!
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