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Old 04-27-2011, 05:29 PM   #1
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Old 04-27-2011, 05:42 PM   #2
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I do at least one of them correctly...
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Old 04-27-2011, 06:38 PM   #3
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do you squat when you poop?
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Old 04-27-2011, 06:40 PM   #4
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I do almost all of those....well minus the leg spreading thing on your head for spitting out a kid.
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Old 04-28-2011, 06:01 PM   #6
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do you squat when you poop?
Not regularly... I'm a diaphram breather though...
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Want me to post this lumpy potato I just dropped?

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Old 04-28-2011, 09:38 PM   #8
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Not regularly... I'm a diaphram breather though...
Best not to do that while pooping, however. Makes it hard to get the smell out of your nose hairs.
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