10-29-2008, 08:01 PM | #1 |
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401- Keg (Ur Best Investment)
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0 today. But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you would have received $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg. A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon! Makes you proud to be an American -doesn't it?
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10-29-2008, 10:02 PM | #2 |
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Excellent plan. EXCELLENT.
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10-30-2008, 10:27 AM | #4 |
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How does that figure with 2liter bottles?
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10-30-2008, 10:31 AM | #5 |
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I only drink 40 oz bottles.
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Unfortunately most beer that comes in cans = teh suck.
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