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Old 11-15-2008, 03:45 PM   #91
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The one which I remember as the best was the Victoria Secrets telephone number screw-up. AMJ's office number was one number off from the VicSec boutique. That post about what he said to a customer wanting a bra was by far ...the best....
I only vaguely remember that...I might need to search for it to refresh me
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Old 11-15-2008, 04:28 PM   #92
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Because Nick Name was clever for about 4 minutes when I came up with it in '01. And I'm Tmall on just about every other board I'm on.
Changing screen names is lame, IMO.
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Old 11-15-2008, 04:30 PM   #93
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I swaer to christ, If I read one more of her poor me, no one is posting, I will scream.

Or an E bitch slap.


Fucking christ!

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Old 11-15-2008, 04:30 PM   #94
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I swaer to christ, If I read one more of her poor me, no one is posting, I will scream.

Or an E bitch slap.


Fucking christ!
Doooo Eeet!
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Old 11-15-2008, 04:31 PM   #95
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I'm about to. I just told her to stop being such a bitch
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Old 11-15-2008, 04:40 PM   #96
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I'm about to. I just told her to stop being such a bitch
She's just pissed that nobody invited her to the party...

And now it turns out, that her fan-club isn't as big as she thought, and the leghumping stopped. Maybe a few more of her "stylish" pictures will get her a new imaginary following.

It sucks being faced with reality.
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Old 11-15-2008, 04:49 PM   #97
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I'm about to. I just told her to stop being such a bitch
You should have just used the "c"-word. That would have done it...
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Old 11-15-2008, 04:54 PM   #98
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That's the next word.


and its ok over here to actually use the word, CUNT.


See?

CUNT CUNT CUNT!
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Old 11-15-2008, 04:56 PM   #100
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Stop being cunty,Marko.
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