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Old 11-30-2008, 11:51 PM   #1
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I was talking to a girl i casually know in class the other night and we were talking about FACIALS, and i realized 5 minutes into the conversation she was not talking what I was talking about. Then i made the mistake of telling her what i was talking about, awkward silence then ensued. Point of posting lets hear what stupid stories you guys have.
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Old 11-30-2008, 11:52 PM   #2
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Not really stupid it could have ended out great...
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How naive was she??
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but sadly it didn't and i was hoping it would spark a dirty side in which it did not. And apparently extremely naive
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Old 11-30-2008, 11:56 PM   #5
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but sadly it didn't and i was hoping it would spark a dirty side in which it did not. And apparently extremely naive
Apparently you suck at dirty talk.
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Old 11-30-2008, 11:58 PM   #6
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Apparently you suck at dirty talk.
I think that was proven, and would have to agree with you
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Your game is weak
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You should have gone with the...

"Oh shit, we're talking about two different kind of facials... So, you like fingers in your ass?"

That shit is golden.
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Your game is weak
I concur

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I concur

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