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Old 01-02-2009, 08:12 PM   #31
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I interviewed a Vietnamese dude named Phuc Yo. I almost hired him just so I could introduce him to my bosses.

Me-Mr. Bollinger-Phuc Yo. Phuc Yo-Mr. Bollinger. Too bad he didn't know shit about electricity.
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Old 01-02-2009, 11:44 PM   #32
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I love the names Asians come up with. The one that makes me giggle at work is Long Nguyen.
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Old 01-02-2009, 11:51 PM   #33
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Ok, I have a good one, I have a co-worker named Heather Cumm, I would have kept my maiden name for sure!
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Old 01-03-2009, 01:00 AM   #34
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Don't be hatin on Moreno!

If you ask me, thats better than half the crap in Atlanta. Too bad he and Stafford have to leave my beloved Bulldawgs.
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Old 01-03-2009, 02:03 AM   #35
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I love the names Asians come up with. The one that makes me giggle at work is Long Nguyen.
There was a temp in my office named Long Duong... he sat in a direct line of sight to the elevators, so that was the first name plate you saw when you stepped off the elevators and turned one direction.

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Old 01-03-2009, 02:04 AM   #36
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There was a temp in my office named Long Duong... he sat in a direct line of sight to the elevators, so that was the first name plate you saw when you stepped off the elevators and turned one direction.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!
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Old 01-03-2009, 02:25 AM   #37
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I interviewed a Vietnamese dude named Phuc Yo. I almost hired him just so I could introduce him to my bosses.
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Old 01-03-2009, 02:37 AM   #38
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Girl I went to school with was named Couchigan. As in COUCH and the end of MichIGAN. Over the loud speaker the principle didn't know how to pronounce it and said it Coochie Gan

Living in Atlanta you can just take a wild fucking guess at the names I hear. First off all the Liquor names are taken. Tequila, courvoisier, Hennesey (Ironically we have a cadilac dealership named that). I'm waiting to hear someone named Grey Goose. Why the fuck can't someone name their kid simple. I understand if you are from China or Pakistan. But no need to name your kid some fucked up name when your last name is Smith or Johnson.

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Old 01-03-2009, 09:02 AM   #39
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I registered a guy at my job named Semen Sander. Nice old Hungarian gentleman. I hope he understands why I didn't shake his hand.
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I love the names Asians come up with. The one that makes me giggle at work is Long Nguyen.
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There was a temp in my office named Long Duong... he sat in a direct line of sight to the elevators, so that was the first name plate you saw when you stepped off the elevators and turned one direction.

Damn...beat me to it

Apparently there used to be a guy at work called Wren Cho Ben..or Wren Bo Chen..or Cho Ben Wren... No one really knows. They got scared when he took an interest in high powered rifles
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