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Old 01-13-2009, 01:16 AM   #31
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...I am (I'm 6'4")
cool, our kids would be about 5'10", plain white and...what color hair do you have again????

at least they would make good divers
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Old 01-13-2009, 09:36 AM   #32
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I'd tell that bitch that the date is over and walk out.
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Old 01-13-2009, 09:59 AM   #33
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"What do you think our kids would look like?" She asked me.

WTF, over? It's the first fucking date!!! I haven't even got any poontang from your ass yet. Why would you say some shit like that?

Is this a new technique for women to use so that they don't have to put out? Inquiring mind want to know.
HOLY SHIT.... I'm sorry, that screams desperation (as in "My clock is ticking, hurry up and inseminate me!").

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Nah, I'm with ya. I guess every woman, when she contemplates Dicken's Cider, has to imagine the possible outcome...
Um, no we don't.
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Old 01-13-2009, 10:03 AM   #34
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Old 01-13-2009, 10:23 AM   #35
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"What do you think our kids would look like?" She asked me.

WTF, over? It's the first fucking date!!! I haven't even got any poontang from your ass yet. Why would you say some shit like that?

Is this a new technique for women to use so that they don't have to put out? Inquiring mind want to know.

Head for zee hills.



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"Shitty... cause I'm only interested in anal with you."
I love you. Where have you been?
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Old 01-13-2009, 10:55 AM   #36
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'Minds me of this girl I dated once (really, once) when I was just divorced. She was a complete stranger we met one night and she told me she was thinking about moving to ATL. She wanted to start over, settle down with someone and have a family. No worries there, sounded kinda nice.

Then she E-mails me the next day and asks "Are we going to be a thing, becuase I really have to know about moving. If we are going to do this lets get started"
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Old 01-13-2009, 12:02 PM   #37
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'Minds me of this girl I dated once (really, once) when I was just divorced. She was a complete stranger we met one night and she told me she was thinking about moving to ATL. She wanted to start over, settle down with someone and have a family. No worries there, sounded kinda nice.

Then she E-mails me the next day and asks "Are we going to be a thing, becuase I really have to know about moving. If we are going to do this lets get started"
Holy shit!!!
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Old 01-13-2009, 12:04 PM   #38
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OK, that's just plain hit-a-new-zipcode scary.
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Old 01-13-2009, 12:07 PM   #39
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'Minds me of this girl I dated once (really, once) when I was just divorced. She was a complete stranger we met one night and she told me she was thinking about moving to ATL. She wanted to start over, settle down with someone and have a family. No worries there, sounded kinda nice.

Then she E-mails me the next day and asks "Are we going to be a thing, becuase I really have to know about moving. If we are going to do this lets get started"
I hope you canceled your email account, changed your phone number and moved immediately.
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Old 01-13-2009, 12:43 PM   #40
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I don't know...everytime I see your pic I wonder what OUR children would look like! Grrrrrooowwwlllll!!!!
Down boy....My b/f wouldn't like that comment
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