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Old 02-23-2009, 02:09 PM   #1
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Once upon a time, a man asked a girl
'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'


And the man lived happily ever after,
and rode motorcycles and he went
fishing and hunting and played golf a lot
and drank beer and scotch and left the toilet seat up
and farted whenever he wanted.

THE END -
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Old 02-23-2009, 02:42 PM   #2
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But what did the girl do?
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Old 02-23-2009, 02:53 PM   #3
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But what did the girl do?
she found someone else that said yes and made his life a living hell.
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Old 02-23-2009, 03:06 PM   #4
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she found someone else that said yes and made his life a living hell.
oh, so then it was a happy ending
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Old 02-23-2009, 03:56 PM   #5
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Hey, its better to have loved and lost than to be stuck with that bitch for the rest of your life

And hugger, about the chick - I think you might have missed the thrust of the story which is, quite simply: Who gives a shit?
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Old 02-23-2009, 04:06 PM   #6
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The Amended Version

Once upon a time a boy asked a girl to marry him and she said, "NO!"

Wanting to see the world, the girl packed very little on her motorcycle and rode away.

The end.


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Old 02-23-2009, 04:14 PM   #7
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But what did the girl do?
Last anybody heard, she was blowing guys for money once the gravy train left town. These days she's on a different gravy train, and it makes deliveries to Throatsville and Anal Junction.
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Old 02-23-2009, 04:32 PM   #8
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And hugger, about the chick - I think you might have missed the thrust of the story which is, quite simply: Who gives a shit?
well, it depends on who gets to

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Once upon a time a boy asked a girl to marry him and she said, "NO!"

Wanting to see the world, the girl packed very little on her motorcycle and rode away.

The end.


I like your version better!

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Last anybody heard, she was blowing guys for money once the gravy train left town. These days she's on a different gravy train, and it makes deliveries to Throatsville and Anal Junction.
with daily shuttles launches to uranus.
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Old 02-23-2009, 04:47 PM   #9
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I know of this one...

Once upon a time, a man asked a girl
'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'YES!'


And they lived happily ever after,
and he rode motorcycles, went
fishing and hunting and played golf a lot
and drank beer and whiskey and left the toilet seat up
and farted whenever he wanted.

THE END -
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Old 02-23-2009, 04:54 PM   #10
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I know of this one...

Once upon a time, a man asked a girl
'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'YES!'


And they lived happily ever after,
and he rode motorcycles, went
fishing and hunting and played golf a lot
and drank beer and whiskey and left the toilet seat up
and farted whenever he wanted.

THE END -
If you're going to tell stories that are completely unbelievable, you might as well throw in some ray guns, the force, and a house made of candy and perfectly cooked steaks.
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