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Old 05-03-2009, 06:50 PM   #31
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Old 05-03-2009, 08:48 PM   #32
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lols mine made it up there.
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Old 05-04-2009, 11:14 AM   #33
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Old 05-04-2009, 11:51 AM   #34
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I did that once, but instead of to my boss, I sent it to the person I was talking about

That was an intersting day at work, since the one I was complaining about, sits right next to me.
I did something kinda similar. A co-worker and I had plans to go to lunch last Tuesday. That morning we were both sent a meeting invite from 11:30 to 1:30. She forwarded me the invite and asked if I wanted to reschedule lunch and I replied "are you crazy? I'm not going to any more of those stupid meetings, they're a complete waste of time." Send.

A few seconds later I get a less than friendly IM from the meeting organizer. Apparently replies to forwarded meeting invitations go to the organizer, not the person that sent them.

Fucking Outlook.
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Old 05-04-2009, 11:53 AM   #35
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I did something kinda similar. A co-worker and I had plans to go to lunch last Tuesday. That morning we were both sent a meeting invite from 11:30 to 1:30. She forwarded me the invite and asked if I wanted to reschedule lunch and I replied "are you crazy? I'm not going to any more of those stupid meetings, they're a complete waste of time." Send.

A few seconds later I get a less than friendly IM from the meeting organizer. Apparently replies to forwarded meeting invitations go to the organizer, not the person that sent them.

Fucking Outlook.
Lotus works very similar depending on how the invite was forwarded

Not that I'd know...
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Old 05-04-2009, 11:53 AM   #36
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Lotus works very similar depending on how the invite was forwarded

Not that I'd know...
I'll have to remember that.
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Old 05-04-2009, 11:57 AM   #37
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I did something kinda similar. A co-worker and I had plans to go to lunch last Tuesday. That morning we were both sent a meeting invite from 11:30 to 1:30. She forwarded me the invite and asked if I wanted to reschedule lunch and I replied "are you crazy? I'm not going to any more of those stupid meetings, they're a complete waste of time." Send.

A few seconds later I get a less than friendly IM from the meeting organizer. Apparently replies to forwarded meeting invitations go to the organizer, not the person that sent them.

Fucking Outlook.
OUTSTANDING!!

Less than friendly IM from the meeting organizer....too funny.
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Old 05-05-2009, 09:39 PM   #38
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Old 05-08-2009, 05:51 PM   #39
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phew - they finally added page numbers and links.
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