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Old 06-02-2009, 04:58 PM   #11
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Old 06-02-2009, 05:09 PM   #12
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Chick noodle soup...
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Old 06-03-2009, 01:44 AM   #13
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Why?
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Old 06-03-2009, 08:05 AM   #14
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wow.



the crazy shit someone comes up w/
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Old 06-03-2009, 10:44 PM   #15
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It puts its body in the noodles.
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Old 06-04-2009, 09:40 AM   #16
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Someone please take the gig, but pee in the noodles!

...or at least fart.
I was thinking more along the lines of paying the largest, smelliest, dirtiest woman we can find to do it...
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Old 06-04-2009, 09:58 AM   #17
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I was thinking more along the lines of paying the largest, smelliest, dirtiest woman we can find to do it...
Oprah isn't for hire.
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Old 06-04-2009, 10:08 AM   #18
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Oprah isn't for hire.
Meh, I figured Rosie O'Donnell
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Old 06-04-2009, 10:14 AM   #19
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Meh, I figured Rosie O'Donnell
Take a cruise though the nearest trailer park, I bet you find 2 dozen that fit that description and I'm sure they work for much cheaper than Rosie.
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Old 06-04-2009, 10:15 AM   #20
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It puts its body in the noodles.
PUT THE FUCKIN' BODY IN THE NOODLES!!!!!

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