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Old 06-08-2009, 09:47 PM   #11
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we had yellow jackets living in our wall last year - I probably killed about 2-300 of the damn things.

I went through cases of that stuff (managed to absorb some of it through my skin and was sick for a week). Fuck those stinging bastards.
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Old 06-09-2009, 09:35 AM   #12
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but I'm still not satisifed.
Great, come to my house, I'm sure I have some left.

I just got a hornets nest, and those damn bumblebees keep drilling holes in my deck posts. But they tend to guard the deck, so I use some sandals, and knock they out of the air, and crush them, got about a dozen so far.
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Old 06-09-2009, 10:50 AM   #13
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Bug spray + Bic lighter = Bug Napalm.
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Bug spray + Bic lighter = burnt fucking hand and singed arm hair.

Bug spray plus 1' stick with flaming tip = Bug Napalm.

80's hairspray product, "Aquanet" plus 1' stick with flaming tip = Fiery Red Death to all insects, big and small, and a pissed off mom complaining about the price of Aquanet.

dont ask me how i know....
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Old 06-09-2009, 10:56 AM   #14
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Spray them with hairspray, then hold a lit lighter in front of the pump, then spray them again with a flame of liquid fire. Watch those fuckers burn up in mid flight almost instantly.
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Old 06-09-2009, 11:01 AM   #15
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I just got a hornets nest, and those damn bumblebees keep drilling holes in my deck posts.
Those would be carpenter bees.
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Old 06-09-2009, 11:15 AM   #16
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Pressure washed the deck the other week and am in the middle of staining. I haven't been stung but I've been buzzed a few times.

I'm deadly with the Wasp/Hornet spray....long range sniper I am.
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Old 06-09-2009, 11:16 AM   #17
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Who gives a shit? Those fuggers have to die at any cost!
Wasp killers... I heart you all.
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Old 06-09-2009, 11:19 AM   #18
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Those would be carpenter bees.
After futher review, you would be correct. I have always called them bumble bees.
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I'm deadly with the Wasp/Hornet spray....long range sniper I am.
I wish they made cans that could reach 25' or more accurately....we have a couple of nests way up in the top peaks of our house in the front and back.
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After futher review, you would be correct. I have always called them bumble bees.
if they fly and have a stinger, they die.

(except for the large furry bees - those I leave alone because they don't ever threaten me)
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