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Old 06-23-2009, 10:29 AM   #41
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One of my co-workers at the hospital in Philly had an imbeded bot fly larva in the back of his neck after coming back from Belize. He kept the damn thing in a bottle of formaldahyde on his desk. Yuck!!
In college my room mate found a tame white rabbit running around in the woods in Hampton, VA. She brought him home and named him Hampton. Hampton had a fly larvae coming out of his neck. It was as big around as my pinkie finger.

We didn't know what it was, so called around until we could find a vet we could afford. He pulled the thing out with tweezers and proceeds to 'pet' it while we were squiriming around with the heebie geebies!! That left Hampton with a HUGE hole in his neck we had to put salve in. It was SO NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 06-23-2009, 12:16 PM   #42
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Must have been a big-ass spider for you to feel it hitting your leg.
It felt like a rock hitting my leg.

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Unless you were squiding and wearing shorts
Um, NO!
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Old 06-23-2009, 11:14 PM   #43
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Just the other night I almost stepped on the largest wolf spider I've ever seen as i was going out into the garage barefooted. It was easily 3"+ long on the legspan, had to look twice to make sure it wasn't a small tarantula as big as it was. I'm just glad it moved before I stepped off the last step onto the floor I did grab a shoe and smack that thing though, don't want him raiding the pantry at night. I'm also glad that one wasn't carrying babies!
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Old 06-24-2009, 10:58 AM   #44
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In college my room mate found a tame white rabbit running around in the woods in Hampton, VA. She brought him home and named him Hampton. Hampton had a fly larvae coming out of his neck. It was as big around as my pinkie finger.

We didn't know what it was, so called around until we could find a vet we could afford. He pulled the thing out with tweezers and proceeds to 'pet' it while we were squiriming around with the heebie geebies!! That left Hampton with a HUGE hole in his neck we had to put salve in. It was SO NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!
reminds me of these internet gems such as

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFYdgXbCZoc
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Old 09-14-2009, 01:51 PM   #45
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by process of deduction, i deduce that it was millions of teeny tiny red spiders.
In light of my current banana spider plight, I just had to revive this thread for this post... funniest post EVAR regarding spiders.
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Old 09-14-2009, 03:43 PM   #46
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LOL ah thank you!
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Old 09-15-2009, 10:37 AM   #47
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After re-reading this thread, Kell should have been counting her blessings.

What if that thing hit her in the neck or the helmet? *shudder*
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Old 09-15-2009, 10:40 AM   #48
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After re-reading this thread, Kell should have been counting her blessings.

What if that thing hit her in the neck or the helmet? *shudder*
Thanks. I'm going back in time to shudder.
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Old 09-15-2009, 11:10 AM   #49
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After re-reading this thread, Kell should have been counting her blessings.

What if that thing hit her in the neck or the helmet? *shudder*
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...... Oh wow. That's a seriously disturbing thought!
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Old 09-15-2009, 12:12 PM   #50
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EWWWWWW! Most of the time spiders don't bother me but that many at one time Yuck!
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